What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter? He’s all round.

Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool.

Whats the difference between Trump and Hitler? About 70 years

How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger.

How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business! Everyone should read it! Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though…

There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods).

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !