Life as a penis must be hard.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent

Am I the first with a Roof joke? Hope so. What is the source of Roof’s racism? When he was young, his friends teased him by calling him Rufus.

What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe.

Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA

Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened.

What is the worst animal std? Gatoraids

Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said “Awwwwww hell ‘naw!!”

I’ll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don’t find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant

What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you drink through that?”