What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus.

Relationship are like algebra… Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?

How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

how to get a fat chick in bed… It’s a piece of cake!

The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, “Here. Take it. No, I insist.”

Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven’t heard in ages.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it’s already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*

Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990’s.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor? my ghosh