I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, “R2!” and yell out “Am not!”

Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you’re kinda boring and you’ve been on top of everything.

What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister… …”I slept with a Brazilian….” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

Are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)

What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he’s happy and content with life.

Winrar is not free

What was Bob Marley’s favourite font? Sans Sheriff!

An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***”Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!”*** Apparently she was giving me her number.

How did Jesus get so ripped? 39 lashes.