Jokes about abusive parents… …just hit too close to home.

My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club

[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit

Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken. >:|

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you next Friday.

Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying.

What was Sisyphus’s favourite type of music? Rock ‘n’ Roll

Mom, am I ugly? “Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair…”

I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male.

What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue