I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns… …but I came up short.

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can’t be choosers,

If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning.

ok i’ll bite.. what is Britain

I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day.

I wonder what my dog named me.

Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed

What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope