I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity… in New York’s Time Squared…

Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.

What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling.

So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It’s a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it’s electrified.

Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head.

what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que

I try to accomplish epic missions before the microwave hits zero.

Being a dog with no legs – it’s no walk in the park

The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on.