What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

[God creating the frog] “How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?”

The guy who proofread Hitler’s speeches was a Grammar Nazi.

A guy I know calls women’s periods “shark week.” I asked him why, and he told me “Beware of blood in the water. The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it.”

Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park …But its better to park meat in the girl.

:* `*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

You know why you shouldn’t eat spaghetti late at night? Because it’ll keep you up Pasta you bedtime.

I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly… for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened… her lips were sealed.

Two antennas met on a roof… they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn’t great, but the reception was excellent.