What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting

50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,”50 Shades of Grey” because of cold feet. You can’t blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage

Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad.

I <3 W… Valentine’s day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message.

Knock Knock Who’s there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024….

A slightly drunk woman is watching tv… She yells, “Don’t go there! Don’t go up the stairs! Don’t go into the church you dumb bitch!” Her husband asks, “What are you watching?” “Our wedding video.”

I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party… When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?