A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn’t have a job.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox.

“I like my women how I like my sunglasses… Sitting on my face…”

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk? Woof.

Michael J. Fox is extremely formal… …he even shakes hands with his wife.

BREAKING: Pot calls kettle “black”. “Racial tension at boiling point” says mayor of kitchen cupboard

Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?

How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs.

Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney’s fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy’s fault.

Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan