Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What are a redneck’s last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !

I’ve never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I’d be good at it.

A magician was driving down the road when suddenly… He turned into a driveway!

I just left my job… Me: I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: “You’re fired”.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it’s tail, while the other tags a whale

Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter. He went downhill pretty quickly after that.

A penis lives a hard life His neighbor’s nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend’s a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him.

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !