Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait.

Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It’s the worst.

Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language.

{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire.

TEXT “TEXT” TO TEXT TO DONATE A TEXT TO TEXT

One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, “huh… that’s strange.” The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too.

My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself.

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.