Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account

No point I’ll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless

Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.

[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that’s not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much

The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.

I’m taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won’t have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)

I, for one… is a roman numeral.

Why didn’t 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating

BEST vine with nigga – chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs

What’s the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One’s a dead-ass motherfucker. The other’s a dead mother ass-fucker.