My new girlfriend really takes my breath away…. She’s inflatable.

So … Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: “We don’t serve noble gasses here.” Helium doesn’t react.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It’s Italicized

“Game of Thrones” author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that’s just the cast of “Game of Thrones.”

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? I hear the food is good but there’s no atmosphere.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up.

What is long and hard that women don’t have compulsorily? The military service.

My friend said I didn’t understand irony… Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time.

What’s grey and can’t fly? A parking lot.

Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!