Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old

What did Mozart say to the police clerk? “I’ll be Bach” hahaha. What do you mean they’re different people

*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like “Okay yes, now” But you can never leave! “Ugh where’s your manager”

I bet Ryan Gosling doesn’t even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.

As a cop, I don’t know how to deal with black people… But I guess I’ll take a shot at it.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver.

Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don’t know how it will do in front of an audience.

Why do lesbians shop at Dunham’s? Because they don’t like Dick’s.

What is the similarity between a projector and an ugly prostitute? Both work better with the lights off.

How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake.