How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. …Marry her.

Have you seen ‘Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?

Have you heard about the masochist who likes taking a cold shower every morning? So he has a hot one instead.

Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same… Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno…Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love

A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better.

Everyone’s gynecologist uses the term battle damage,’ right?

What’s gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

What’s pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum.

Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt.