How do you address a monster? Very politely.

JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out

Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won’t get it.

BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless.

Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn’t Google.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t Chinese? They would have eaten the snake

Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they’re constantly eating out!