What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction

What is Tom Hanks’ wireless password? 1forrest1

Why did the console peasant cross the road ? To render buildings on the other side

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET’S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Why can’t they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel.

That awkward moment when ur mom doesn’t know the words to a song so she screams “HAIL SATAN” & explodes

One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M NOT A BABY!

A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph… Some body was in a rush.

A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar… …the bartender says “how may I help you, Mr. President?”

According to movie trailers, 98% of white kids are possessed by the devil.