Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o’clock.

What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose? “I wasn’t scared at all. Without you, I wouldn’t even know what a quiver is.”

How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick.

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai’s deli daily.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* … I’ll see myself to the door

Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another’s expense? A Douche

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.