What’s the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won’t be seeing other people.

On the other hand, You have five fingers.

I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster look at it and think ‘Im gonna eat that.’

A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop. “Excuse me, sir,” said the cop. “Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?” “Thank God,” he said. “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later.

I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it

Egg puns… …are cracking!

[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome “Can you use it in a sentence?” Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog.

When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons.

Knock Knock…