What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes.

Your pants are so tight… …you can’t even get a leg up on the situation!

If you’re a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis

Where were the first French fries made? …in grease

Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don’t drive tractors.

The person you’re eating with can’t wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone.

ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50’s.

what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem.