Half of Chinese men have cataracts… The other half drive Lincolns.

A short joke for mobile users [.](http://i.imgur.com/7g4htym.jpg)

I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.

[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What’s the capital of Honduras? HER: um… ME:[writing] bad at geo-

I like my hookers like I like my treasure… Buried.

I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black

Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal.

Why are cars in Russia so slow? Because they are always stalin.

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? They can’t even

Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.