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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again.

I had a converstation with my employer, who recently purchased a new car, today. I said, “nice car!”, he replied, “I’m sure you said that yesterday…”.

What is a Mexican’s favorite bookstore? Borders

One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum

Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay

What’s the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin.

Helen Keller walks into a bar… … then a chair and then a table.

The American healthcare system .

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.