Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt? … Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.

Does the employee manual say I CAN’T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you.

What’s your favorite medical joke? I’ve memorized a lot of jokes from a previous “doctor joke” thread, and need some fresh material!

When people say “I’m not getting any younger!” I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned.

“If you don’t let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you.” Liam Neeson returns in… TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER’S PISSED (Summer 2015)

How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks.

Jokes about unemployed people aren’t funny they just don’t work.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide…

In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband… – I should have married the devil instead of you! – Well, that’s impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!

Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, “amusement park.”