A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!

Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I’ll be in Argentina for awhile.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank…. I have no words right now to describe how angry I am.

My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it’s just not going to happen

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I’m walkin’ here!

Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain’t somethin’ yew can pick up overnight.

[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] “Get out!”

Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon’t tell…iPromise

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!