I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that’s God’s Way of saying “Nope”.

Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg

Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There’s 20 of them! (I can’t believe this isn’t a repost.)

Welcome, take off your pants …and jacket.

Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile

I saw a train today… It seemed really angry.

I wear glasses during math, Because it improves division.

Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry

Justin Bieber was “Baptized” last night…. Or as the church likes to call it… “A failed attempt to drown Bieber”

There’s a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It’s called Boko Harambe