Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard.

Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you later.

What do you call… What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos

What’s worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ.

no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden

chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it

What’s worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ!

A man goes to a $3 hooker He contracted crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $3, a lobster?”

a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “why the long face”? The horse says, “I have cancer”.

All i’m saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine.