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A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks “any baggage to check?” The photon replies “No, I’m traveling light.”

Totally Original Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some Poems Rhyme This one doesn’t

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes…

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don’t like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn’t get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why can’t Iron Man stay in a steady relationship? He has rust issues.

I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke… …butt fuck it

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler

What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!