out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don’t get it?

What’s the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together…

“I may be fat, but you’re ugly I can lose weight!”

Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven.

So I’m banging this guy from behind… … and he turns around to kiss me, and I say “Whoa, buddy. I’m not gay!”

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross.

Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children

My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants