If there’s two things I hate, it’s racist people and niggers.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated

If you’re having a weird pain today remember, tons of people die from that stuff all the time.

Did you hear about the starving horse? He was so hungry, he ate himself

Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J’s.

Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don’t wanna do it with me anymore.

What is Jared Fogle’s favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners

Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!

Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.