[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang

How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy.

What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? – A host of Angels And all women in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!

If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re… Your a moron.

That’s nice that you’re a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?

My fairy godmother asked me “Do you want a long penis or a long memory?” I don’t remember my answer

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.

I might go to the airport and hold up a sign that says “BABES” and hope I get lucky.

What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew.

You what the opposite of premature ejaculation is? Ejacu-late