What is a blonde’s favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!

Thinking that you’re on speaking terms with God is like finding out you’ve been playing both parts in an episode of “Catfish”

Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!

A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None

What’s the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture.

HR: You know why you’re here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?

KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?

How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore