Standing in the Park wondering why… I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.

What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son.

I like my women like I like my Little Caesar’s pizza- Hot & Ready.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders

I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains.

I’ve just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala… It’s like Chicken Tikka, only otter.

So I Organized a three-way last night… There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine.