Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other… They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.

What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? “You’ve got a lot of potential!”

You’re the reason why I wake up every morning… Just kidding, I have to go to work.

*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole.

A married couple walks into a bar.

Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail ’cause they just died of dissin’ Terry.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!

“Why are you wearing?” – existentialist reporter on the red carpet

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market.