Study: ‘Masturbation helps cure the common cold’ Hope so, I’ve got no tissues left.

A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar… Mitzva and celebrate Oscar’s thirteenth bithday.

Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?

A man goes to the doctor… After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: “Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!” “Why, doctor?” “Because I can’t exmine you otherwise!”

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo.

How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven.

What’s the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers

I raise the bar when it comes to lowering standards.

The band’s name is 1023 MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

If Bill O’Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O’Reilly