Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack? 8 a bit music.

When I got depressed, I joined the Army. I didn’t have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.

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I’m sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.

I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you’re looking for a life coach or whatever.

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile

The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area… …local zookeepers fear the worst.

In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad.