Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None.

Today a woman came into my doctor’s office with a sexually transmitted mental illness. She was fucking crazy.

It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC

What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Best Joke Ever… This US presidential election. Yup, I went there…

What’s in common between Batman and a black guy? They can’t go into a store without Robin

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!

I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he’ll pay me back the next time he sees me.