Anyone know how long we are supposed to “Shake It Off”? Taylor never specified and frankly I’m exhausted!

How I feel when watching youtube… I dont mind the buffer … I dont mind the adds… But when the ads buffer… I suffer

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run

What’s everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?

If We Elect Donald Trump President.

So many people on Facebook “Like” everything but grammar.

Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot.

I just met a girl with 12 nipples… Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*

Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback…

One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit ‘add your location’ to a tweet.