What is Kanye West’s favorite breakfast food? Omelette you finish.

Marvel is making a “Winter Soldier” standalone film and I get to play his roly poly sidekick. They call me…the “Summer Sausage”

Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure.

Funny Book Title Thread! I’ll start: “How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists” by Fillmore Sacks

Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast.

What would call a person who isn’t worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy

Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic…

It must be tough to live in Europe. There’s neither land nor way..

Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven