There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

An environmentalist group found a place with the world’s highest recycling rate… /r/Jokes

What’s do you call a tampon tutorial? A demenstruation

I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? “Sir” from a distance.

Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

Past, present and future walk into a bar… it was tense