Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn’t Because Donald Duck.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They’re always eager for more on their pate.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!

It’s like “society” expects you to wear “different clothes” every day.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!

I’ve decided to start a new line of ‘extra-shatter’ measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken.

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a buttress? A female goat.