Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must’ve eaten some expired gang signs

[strong] Zoroark, male, 50 Sebas

Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face… I never thought I’d stoop so low

Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard’s, because cheetahs never prosper.

It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands..

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? He: My name is paul.

My vacuum cleaner is so good it collects dust even when I don’t use it.

I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay

Hey, NSA,,,, if you’re going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?

Meet the parents