My friend has OCD and says he doesn’t like white girls. Maybe because they can’t even

*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope “You are weak willed and lack conviction”

I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free.

I’m hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump’s desk are completely different colours.

Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family… that had only Juan kid.

I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs…

At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: “I work with animals every day!” She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?” He: “I’m a butcher.”

[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*

There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you… What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.