When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!

Every time you make a typo… the errorists win

You know what’s way better than an iPod? A zune

My doctor said he couldn’t prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings.

Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme

murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way

What’s the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright.

Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !

What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable