Short Jokes
Today is “Jamaican hair day” at work. I’m dreading it.
Today is “Jamaican hair day” at work. I’m dreading it.
The Doctor made me walk again… Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill
“Jessica wasn’t usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong.” -Investigation Discovery
I’m simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off
I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence… …but it’s a re-post.
What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? “Does anyone have a charger I could use?”
How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible.
*at waffle house* “do you want bacon or sausage?” ‘YES’
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter. He’s not coming.