What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH

In my dreams, my balloons come back down and apologize for leaving me.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool.

So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism.

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says “Tremendous”, “Sad”, and “Pathetic”.

The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven.

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

One of my black friends told me this, and I didn’t know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded