Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry

Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse.

I heard reincarnation… …is making a comeback.

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing

There’s currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. “Japan”

What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!

Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What’s grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

A Janitor starts up his car. “Broom broom”