DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background.

A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn’t a lawyer yet…

I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today… When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated “From a distance they look like hares”

What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well.

What was Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!

Apparently “naked” is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?

Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn’t get to vote

If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3

Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They’re always taking things…literally.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn’t all he was *cracked up* to be.