What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel..

What do you call a Crazy female deer? A doenut

I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother.

What do you call chips that aren’t yours? Nacho chips

A rapist made a pornhub account… His porn/stage name was Ben Dover

Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they’d be called chicken sedans!

Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody’s mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.

Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis

I’m sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling.