Why do Redditors pay with exact change? They can’t stand a Nickleback!

Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker. Most of his jobs are pro-boner

If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says “your fired” he sends a nuclear missile at a country.

Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie

Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is. You get a roll with it.

People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa.

Molestation Such a touchy subject

It’s a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving… …otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year.

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!

And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition.